(haipo) - Emergency reception call today (Saturday, 8/7/23), at the snake catcher Dagan Erez.
"I have a huge snake on the sofa in the living room"... Dagan quickly drove to the Dania neighborhood in Haifa and saw that a huge venomous viper snake had settled between the couch mattresses and was watching the members of the house.
Vipers are a protected species. Do not harm them. A qualified snake catcher should be called (details below).
The snake catcher Dagan Erez says to Lahi Fa:
The snake probably entered through the window, it is important to close the door screens, clean the area, make sure there are no mice and rats (the main food of viper snakes).
If you have already encountered a snake, then it is important to maintain eye contact and immediately call a licensed and experienced trapper.
If there is a cat near the snake, do not move it, the cat keeps the snake from running away and maintains eye contact with it.
I am available 24 hours a day. In the case of a snake, call me immediately, not by text, but by calling. I will arrive at any hour!
054-8808300
A long time ago Tsitsoulina used to have a celebration with the snake in the woods of her pubes.
Dania long ago became a nature reserve, a continuation of the Carmel Park. Pigs and jackals in yards and streets scatter capillary trash cans and crows and now also snakes. Enjoy nature. There is value for property tax.
Is this what a sofa looks like in the Dania neighborhood?
Is the shame lost?
After an urgent snake catcher, the home owner will call a furniture catcher who will do styling for your home. This sofa shames all residents of Dania, regardless of who they are, and damages its prestigious image.
But sin after crime. Kelta Einno wine rack - a stand for wine bottles. of Carmel Mizrahi?! Are you fucking kidding?? What is it that you are a rascal who puts in the living room of your house branded stands in Shankel, you must have purchased them at the factory store - God forbid. Of all the designed, luxurious stands, which please the observer, to put a cheap and clumsy trash with a logo attached to the living room. No, it is an unforgivable offense.
That's equal to three snakes and two Altzachen couches. Are there any lawyers on the street? oh twenty? Nice, maybe someone will file a lawsuit for damaging Dania's good name?
Shame on the arrogant man who thinks he is Mr. World
I wonder what Freud would have diagnosed with you, and what drugs would he have recommended?
A huge viper snake on the sofa. be careful good week
Dictatorship in its embodiment
Is this part of the report on the protestors tonight?